Cork Trivets
“Dont F*** Up the Table” Cork Trivet- The Bold Protector of Your Precious Surfaces!
Protect your table and your sanity with this hilarious cork trivet that says exactly what you’re thinking. Designed for the bold, sarcastic and slightly overprotective host, this kitchen essential keeps hot dishes from leaving their mark, literally.
This trivet offers both durability and charm. It’s natural texture and clever message make it a standout in any home. Perfect for the host who appreciates a clean table and a good laugh.
Why you’ll love it:
Protects surfaces from heat, moisture, and scratches!
Perfect size for pots, pans, and serving dishes!
Easy to clean and store!
Great gift for Sarcastic home chefs, the friend who just bought a new table, and anyone who appreciates humor and clean furniture!



